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Are You Moonie Obsessed?
It's one thing to be a devoted fan of Keith, but there is a point where the obsession becomes almost unhealthy. I know, because I've reached a few of those points in
my own fandom. In order to gauge just how far you may have strayed off the casual fan map, go down this handy checklist and count up your symptoms. 1. All of your internet usernames, be it Myspace, AIM, or forum handles, relate back to Keith (IE: MoonieLuva123, KeefEatsFlowers, SexDrugsM00n) 2. You've used more than 1 GB of space on your hard drive to save Keith pictures 3. You routinely demolish hotel rooms; when management complains, you just say you only did what Moonie would have done 4. Driving your car into a pool seems like a perfectly reasonable way to cool off on a hot summer day 5. You decide to attend a party in drag, only to discover that it isn't drag if you're actually female 6. Your only motivation behind learning drums is to be the next Keith 7. You honestly have no idea why Two Sides Of The Moon didn't sweep the 1975 Grammys 8. You plan on naming your first child Keith (even if it's a girl) 9. You became a huge Muppets fan when you found out Animal was based on Keith 10. You drive expensive cars around your town without a drivers license 11. You refuse to acknowledge any Who songs, albums, or reunion tours which came after Keith's death 12. You always tell people your last name is "Moon" 13. You consider August 23 a sacred day and have petitioned the government to declare it a national holiday 14. You consider September 7 a sacred day and have petitioned the government to declare it a national day of mourning 15. You want to meet all the women who ever slept with him just to hear, in vivid detail, what the sex was like (I, for one, am sure it was WILD) 16. You paste your own face onto pictures of Kim and Annette 17. Every boyfriend you've ever had had black hair and big brown eyes, and was roughly the same height as you 18. You can't help but say to yourself "He's not as good as Keith" whenever you listen to another drummer 19. You spend hours looking up Keith Moon videos on YouTube 20. You're infuriated when a countdown of greatest drummers doesn't rate Keith as #1 21. You refer to your house as "Tara" 22. Sometimes you forget that there were actually three other guys in The Who 23. Your desktop wallpaper is a collage of naked-Keith pictures 24. "Who the hell is Kenney Jones?" 25. You get jealous when you meet people who (unknowingly and unappreciatedly) share Keith's birthday 26. You buy magazines, books, etc., just because Keith is mentioned somewhere in the pages 27. You started a fansite dedicated to your first love...Keith Moon (this should probably be number one) 28. You wear t-shirts with targets or phrases like "Elvis for Everyone" printed across the front 29. You can't understand why Pete, John, and Roger were so adamant about not letting Keith sing on record |
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